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oh my god i legitimately thought the salt bae meme was a picture of johnny depp. what the fuck

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@elecray7k “Don't eat here, not even as a goof.” DAMN

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@itsnero It's my second favorite restaurant review after the NYT Guy Fierri Times Square.

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@itsnero
"The food is terrible here. I had the unfortunate opportunity a few weeks ago to eat several sad servings of hospital food, and everything I had at Salt Bae was worse, and delivered with much less love. The menu, framed within a weirdly weighty metal tombstone apparently marking the death of everything pleasurable about eating, is wall-to-wall bad sandwiches."
😩 👌

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@elecray7k @itsnero the shitty veggie burger that’s “free for ladies” is comically insulting in particular

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@irisjaycomics @itsnero the very concept of a gold leaf burger is viscerally offensive to me.

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@elecray7k @itsnero just gobsmacked that “shitty expensive food that looks interesting enough to post on Instagram” is, like, a legitimate business strategy

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@irisjaycomics @elecray7k @itsnero I like that a commenter did the math on the gold leaf burger and, assuming even the barest of bones discounts for buying that much edible gold leaf to stock a restaurant, they are spending about 3.50 to add a seventy buck upcharge to sell you something that looks like a golden owl pellet

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@ComputerHusband @irisjaycomics @itsnero Gothamist commenters are an extremely blessed/cursed bunch.

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@irisjaycomics @itsnero ugh it's such a thing. In the Before Time you could kiiiiinda tell when a plate comes to your table that's designed to be shared, just based on how it's prepared or if they used some inexplicable coloring.

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@irisjaycomics @itsnero I think a lot about that unicorn sparkle frappe from Starbucks that looked amazing and, by all accounts, tasted terrible.

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@itsnero wow I did too. now I'm looking at this guy's instagram and yeesh dude sure loves himself

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