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magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

narrator: "you think you know how it is in prisons?? all that scary stuff about shivs and watching your back?? well your probably thinking about AMERICAN MOVIES about AMERICAN PRISONS but here in JOLLY OLLY OL BRITAIN-"
me:

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

i have very few pet peeves but one of them is british people jerking their sloppy fuckin dongs over how dope and cool britain is compared to any other country eSPECIALLY THOSE DAMN COLONIES,

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magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero how do they do it in britain, master archivist jonathan sims. what's the prison industrial system like over there. tell me.

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@irisjaycomics please i would love to know. o u just "stop the violence immediately"?? sure sure ok ok hm hm yes enlightening

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero "we just ask all the prisoners to stop being violent, and they politely comply, unlike you rowdy Yanks"

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@irisjaycomics wow. gottem,

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero gosh we americans are so fucking stupid huh

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@irisjaycomics its bc we dont put milk in our tea

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero class warfare fueled prison industrial system broken, put the kettle on

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero @irisjaycomics this macro needs more use
@_ I think yet could help with that

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@itsnero I spent a semester abroad in England literally almost 20 years ago but I would be VERY surprised if the general populace lost its readily-apparent taste for trashy tabloids, nasty food, and ABSURDLY sleazy tchochkes that rival any backwoods truck stop.

Whenever I hear people talking about how "classier" England is I wonder if they realize they've got class blinders on.

magnus archives, ep 52: exceptional risk 

@Ferrovore RIGHT LIKE y'all are just as garbage as everywhere else, on every level, sorry buddy

drool Britannia (slurs) 

@itsnero "They're just so enlightened over there, they don't have nearly the problems with race we do!"

"Do we need to discuss the reason the word 'paki' exists in British slang, again?"

drool Britannia (slurs) 

@Ferrovore i'll never recover from reading about how most british people consider chicken tikka masala more of a "british dish" than an "indian dish"

drool Britannia (slurs) 

@itsnero @Ferrovore named for Admiral Hubert Horatio Tikka-Masala, who perished tragically in the Blitz

drool Britannia (slurs) 

@itsnero Apparently some accounts say it's kind of like how spaghetti with red sauce isn't "real" Italian food, since it was invented in Glasgow, but y'all, even if it was invented there and not on the subcontinent THE CREATOR WAS PROBABLY INDIAN

drool Britannia 

@itsnero Correction: assuming Mr. Ali Ahmed Aslam of the Shish Mahal in Glasgow was the creator, he's from Pakistan.

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