Oh no I’m so sorry to hear about... Cheez Its Boyardee going under
@itsnero I still suspect "killing" in these pointless articles secretly translates to "cannot keep up with unreasonable standards of infinite growth due to lack of personal resources, therefore are unable to Buy Excessive Things when they're happy to Buy Some Things Occasionally When Money Is Available."
I cannot imagine that shelf-stable savory snacks and canned food that's ready-to-eat even when unheated (ask me how I know! the answer may repel you!) are completely irrelevant these days.
@itsnero "These worthless flappers are KILLING Dr. Wangstrum's Cocaine Soap just because of a silly thing like 'stock market collapse'! Say goodbye to those gold-plated pheasants, brand-loyal soap-lovers! More like twenty-three skidDON'T."
@itsnero CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED
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